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Undergrowby Psychic Telephone

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Are you psychic? This is for you!
Do you wish to be psychic? This is for you!
Are you lonely? This is for you!
You're never alone with a friendly little
 UNDERGROWBY PSYCHIC TELEPHONE
 This unique-to-you, adorable,                             state of the art model comes with
NO BILLS!
NO MESSY WIRES OR CHARGERS!
NO NOISY RING-TONES!
THE ULTIMATE IN SECRECY!
TOTALLY SECURE!

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Sculpted in clay to the traditional Undergrowby Magic Toolmaker's pattern, it has two horn-like separate parts, one mouthpiece and one earpiece, both permanently and wirelessly connected to the psychic airwaves of the universe. The earpiece hangs fetchingly on the mouthpiece when not in use, like a tassel.
 When you are on the psychic phone, you are in touch with everyone, everywhere, merely by thinking you are. If you have no friends, you can meet new people over the psychic airwaves. Sooner or later they'll pop up into your everyday life as if by accident, and don't be surprised if they too own an Undergrowby psychic telephone! (If they don't, you might buy them one!)
 It's quite astonishing the first time someone picks up at the other end. Don't be astonished, it only means your own inner psychic flow is relaxed and working smoothly. Hold that relaxed type of mindset each time you try to connect, and you're up and away! If at first you don't succeed, all you have to do is practise, practise, practise!
 Here at the Undergrowby Psychic Telephone Exchange, we wish you many happy hours psychically phoning everyone, completely free of charge, on your brand new gadget.
(If you hear a low humming noise at any time, it's only us charging the line, and should only last for a few seconds.)

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